So, what you do is put in your name and then 'needs', all in double quotes, into Google. (Shamelessly copied from The Scottish Lemon's blog).
My results:
• Mellifluous Dark needs prayer. This is heartwarming... I had an especially terrible night.
• Mellifluous Dark needs to throw up or possibly get some air. This is a bit spooky in light of how I've been feeling, thanks to work.
• Mellifluous Dark needs tragedy. No. This is not true. I have had my share of tragedy, thank you very much, Gypsy Google. I have dealt with some very harsh things, and I don't mean insomnia in this case. Enough already.
• Mellifluous Dark needs a nanny. Well, one that would look after me full-time and let me sleep all day...
• Mellifluous Dark needs to leave her office now. Damn right.
• Mellifluous Dark needs to be near your heartbeat of happiness. She needs your support. Can I argue with this? No. It is lovely.
The Googoracle is strangely poetic for you, MD. "Your heartbeat of happiness..." Nice stuff.
ReplyDeleteI loved that line. I felt a warm tingle creep up my back.
ReplyDeleteIt's very odd, I notice, how many people have been told that they 'need prayer'? Have you noticed this?