Saturday 7 June 2008

It's a cycle

I don't cycle much, and when I do, I prefer to stick to quiet roads and the path by the river. I wear a cycle helmet. It felt so tight today that it gave me a headache. I was too scared to loosen it. And, anyway, the instructions said it should be tight, so that has to be right, doesn't it?

A tosser in a Porsche drove right behind me at one point – inches away – in a scary manner. He revved the engine as he passed me. Moron with small penis.

2 comments:

  1. Loosen your helmet so it feels comfy. Then have someone go up to you and wack you in the front of the head (like if your head was going to come in contact with the ground if you were to fall). If the helmet moves, you need to tighten it a bit more. If it stays put then you're good to go. Really, it works, trust me.

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