Wednesday, 19 March 2008

I don't have a penis

Every morning I log on to my computer and am greeted by several spam messages, which have automatically been squirreled away into a spam folder. Throughout the day, more appear, telling me to 'pleasure my lady' and, erm, 'get a bigger one'.

I don't understand why I am receiving these adverts. Does anyone open them? Is there a roaring trade for this sort of thing?

The 'names' of the people sending these adverts are quite amusing. I'd post some but sadly I've deleted the lot.

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  1. One of my first blog posts was on the silly names of spammers! Here it is http://sanddancer.blogspot.com/2006/03/if-charles-dickens-was-alive-today.html

    Some people must respond though - I suppose it doesn't really cost anything to send them out and if even a tiny fraction of a percentage respond it has been worthwhile.

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  2. Oh, I love 'Baggins Thermostatic' – absolutey brilliant.

    I recall reading an article in a newspaper a few months ago – the journo in question replied to one of these ads and was sent some sort of herbal tonic, I think. I can't recall whether it worked though!

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  3. Not only do I not believe in the claims, I had assumed that they didn't send anything, so I think the journalist did well to get a herbal tonic out of it.

    New technology has brought with it a whole world of new scams.

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  4. It was probably the juice of a lettuce leaf worth 2p...

    Technology definitely has a lot to answer for. I feel for the people who lose money through fake bank emails (esp older people who know no better). So cruel.

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  5. I got some of the same kind of spam emails. It boggles my mind why I am getting them (though I do have a penis). The fractured English and the sender's names are really quite hilarious. I thought of doing a post about it a while ago but didn't know if it would come across as funny as I found the adverts. Now, after several months, they are just annoying, not funny in the least.

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  6. Hi Witnessing, they are annoying. I just deleted another nine of the things all asking me – telling me – that I needed to 'impress my lady' and 'make others jealous'. Hmm. Oh, and there was one claiming to be from a major bank, no doubt after my passwords. I'm so glad my email has a spam filter and these end up in a folder of their own.

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